As your Cyber Main Gay, you know I’d never miss the Academy Awards! It’s truly a gay Holy day that keeps me glued to the TV. Long? Boring? Crazy? It doesn’t matter! Add two hours of Red Carpet fashion drama commentary prior to the broadcast and stir. You’ll have have one of the best wicked glamour cocktails ever! Every year there’s the “Who’s hosting” drama to make sure we tune in! Who will give the craziest speech? Participant or Presenter? Who’s drunk? Who feels shunned by the Academy? Who will be arrested for DUI after the Governor’s Ball? LOVE LOVE LOVE IT! Hosting the Academy Awards must be a daunting task. The Academy took a break this year from people who are funny for a living, like Alec Baldwin, Steve Martin and Whoopi Goldberg. They opted for eye candy Anne Hathaway and yummy James Franco to attract a younger demographic. Both very talented actors indeed! How did they do? The Hollywood Reporter said “Is it a bad idea to have actors as hosts? NO. It was spectacularly bad. ” Ouch. As a stylist I give them a 10 for image! Anne Hathaway was spectacular in all 8 gown changes during the telecast. Her best? Archival Vintage Red Valentino she wore on the arm of Valentino himself! I got gay chills!! James Franco looks good in anything he wears except for the “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend” pink gown. Not his best color! I admire their courage for taking it on! The craziest moment for me was Kirk Douglas presenting Best Supporting Actress. It was like Grand Pa’s keeper fell asleep, and he escaped to present at the Academy Awards. At 94 he’s still gorgeous! What an actor! Best dressed men and Presenters? Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr! I love it when men don’t automatically go to the black tie uniform. They looked great in blue and their presentation was beyond genius! Loveliest moment? Staten Island PS22 chorus singing “Over the Rainbow.” Thanks Judy Garland for leaving us that legacy!
Best Dressed Women? Red was definitely the color of the evening! Jennifer Lawrence In Calvin Klein and Sandra Bullock in Vera Wang, Spectacular! Show Stopper? The stunning tangerine Atelier Versace worn by the ultra skinny Jennifer Hudson. She looked so fab I almost called Jenny Craig during the awards! Their point system really works! I decided to finish my popcorn before making the call! My favorite actress of the evening who wins Best Everything-Hair-Makeup-Gown is Reese Witherspoon in black and white Armani Privee. Perfection! Just so you know the main difficulty for stylists during this special day is make up and lighting. The event begins with natural daylight and ends late, virtually in the dark at the post Oscar Balls. It’s a nightmare. Add HDTV and it’s a holy terror! A good example of why we need to be careful is Sharon Stone. The normally stunning face of Dior cosmetics has on a little too much concealer and foundation that makes her look older than she is! She has amazing skin that’s not apparent in this photograph. The choice of dark eyes and lips accentuated the problem as well. It’s a lesson for us all. Make up is important and lighting is everything! Well here’s to the 83rd Academy Awards! Already looking forward to 84th……….
And the Oscar goes to……………You Gorgeous!